Melissa and I are weird beyond reason. Do not even try to understand us. Some people think they're really weird...they have no idea.
QUOTES "Don't think about anything. Just think about sex." - Scott "I wanna scratch you." -Scott "I'M TAKING A SHIT!" -Wesley "I'm going to drool." -Sylvia "Because every baby deserves nostrils." -Grace "Wesley, do the fucking speech or I will speech your fucking." -Scott "When I die and get cremated, I'm going to give YOU a little bottle of ME." -Jen Go "I can't concentrate, you're too funny looking." -Catherine "I'm laughing at her, not her joke." -Catherine "I'm not gonna turn gay. That's gay." -Justin Chi "My ego's the hottest thing around. It's just as hot as my eggo." -Howard "Dad, this is Wesley. This is Scott. There is no white kid here." -Sylvia "Animals are really ugly when they're big. Like me." -Catherine "A lot of people don't go to davis because they don't want to be with cows. :( But california cows are happy. People are jerks." -Catherine "She's short and fat and ugly." -Catherine
........... Nikita: I jammed my printer :[ Me: With what? If you don't say paper, then you're stupid. Nikita: With my ruler. ........... David: Why are you so mean to crazy people? David: Why are you so mean to crazy people? Me: You just said that two times. David: I wasn't sure I said it right the first time, so I said it again. ...........